Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Work and Greener Pastures

I rarely blog about my job because really, there is nothing interesting to blog about.

I don't think that anyone would be interested in reading about incidents where we have to handle aggressive or abusive 'customers' or worse still, 'customers' who like smearing themselves with shit. (No... I am not working in the Institute of Mental Health... even though there are days where some of our 'customers' can really pass off as hardcore psychotic patients)

Also, with me being in the uniform service and this being a very open and public blog, posting about the nature of my work is just a good way for me to be called to the boss office for a talking to, which I don't think I will enjoy very much.

Lastly, as I don't happen to like my current job that much, most of what I will post about the job will sound like endless whining, something which I am sure most of you would have got more than enough from your bfs/gfs and so don't need to get more from my blog.

Truth is, I don't think I am really suited for my job, I am no disciplinarian and I do not really enjoy shouting at or restraining people. I have made no secret about it that I will either leave for a greener pasture (if I can find one) or to further my studies once my bond is up.

But lately, it seemed that work is getting more endurable. I have just been posted to a more relax designation, gotten a promotion and passed my IPPT (yay! no need for RT!). In fact, I am getting so used to my job that I was thinking that maybe getting the $10k retention money and adding another year to my bond is not that bad an idea.

But as I was entertaining this thought, Cat msned me and asked whether I would be going for the next SIA interview. (It seems that she is getting quite bored with her office job)

I then proceeded to tell her about me being just promoted, my very negligible pay increment and my thoughts of staying and she asked me this simple question,

"Would you like the pay increment... or would you like to fly?"

The first thought that I had when she posted this question was of Superman... and of course I would like to be able to fly, I wouldn't mind being bullet proof and having X-ray vision too (hehehe, the things I could do with an X-ray vision) I don't think I would have enjoyed wearing my underwear on the outside. Sometimes I am really amazed by how my mind wanders. The flying that Cat was talking about here was of course not about Superman, but about flying as a cabin crew.

There was this quiz that I had taken during my training days. It was something about the things that a person look out for in life. There were around 7 things, Survival, Freedom, Power, Love and 3 other qualities that I couldn't quite remember.

At that time, I had listed Survival as the number 1 thing in life and freedom as 2nd. But after finding myself working just for survival, I was beginning to question whether survival is really more important than freedom. Is being alive in a cage really being alive? Are we truly living if we are not enjoying life?

To me, flying equates to freedom. I truly think that traveling to different countries (with pretty cabin crew girls no less!) and experiencing different cultures would really broaden my horizons.

Thus I answered Cat with a resounding, Yes! Of course I would like to fly! (yeah, yeah, I know I am exaggerating... it is quite impossible to answer anyone resoundingly using msn)

And so, we made plans to apply for the next SIA interview together. This also means I must start hitting the gym regularly, sleep early and abstain from late nights dota.

While I was trying to sleep early that night, a colleague (I shall call him S for easier reference) who was working the night shift called to pass time, wtf...

To give some background information on S.

He was a bunk mate whom I got along with quite well during our training days. He's sporty, popular, good looking (he was the talking point among the girls whom seemed to think he was hot =.=) and also a self confessed very horny guy.

In short, he is my total opposite and it is still quite a mystery to me why we got along so well.

S had found out about my plans to join SIA some months ago. It turns out that he was also going to apply for SIA, the only difference is that he wanted to wait until our bond finishes before trying and according to his calculation, we should apply around late february or early march next year to be able to get in just as our bond finishes.

As we were talking crap to help him pass time, it came out that one of the main reason that he had wanted to join SIA was because he wanted to sleep around with SIA girls =.=

I was left to wonder why jerks lol i mean flirty guys are so popular with girls while nice guys like me are left on the shelf.

S also told me that someone he knows had tried for the SIA cabin crew post for a grand total 12 times before getting in.

I think I am so going to break that record...

Coincidentally, my neighbor's birthday falls on the 15th of Dec. If my write-in for the interview gets through, I would have to get her something nice for her birthday to entice her to use her birthday wish to help me get through the interview.

Yeah, I know I am a free thinker and free thinkers are not supposed to be superstitious but wtf, I would try anything I could to get pass this interview. So, nice neighbor... care to drop some hints on what you want in exchange for your birthday wish?

P.S. As usual, the entry contains a lot of crap from me and anyone who might take offense from it should treat this post as nonsensical ramblings.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Tagged

I know that it's been quite awhile since I last posted anything, but the thing is, if you lead a life as mundane as mine, it is very hard to blog about anything.

In fact it is so bad that it is getting to a point where I have almost nothing to post about for the month of November. I seriously suspect that my blog is going to die an ignominious death soon if I do not put in a new entry.

Luckily though, my neighbour had kindly given me something to blog about when she tagged me to do this quiz.

Before I commence on the quiz though, I do have to clarify to my neighbour that looking after prisoners is definitely not a hobby of mine.

If you have to anyhow assign a hobby to me, at least assign some sports such as basketball or wakeboarding or any sports that is 阳光 and manly, alright?


The Quiz

1)The person who tagged you is?
Ans: Rouxuan.

2)Your relationship with him/her is?
Ans: Neighbours.

3)Your 5 impressions of him/her is?
Ans: I am assuming that we are not talking about first impressions here hahaha... and so here we go, the 5 impressions I have of her,

1) Tall. She is pretty damn tall, around 170cm I think. Evolution has obviously made a mistake somewhere, girls shouldn't be taller than guys... (In case you people are wondering, I am definitely not shorter than her... no way... uh uh...)

2) Pretty. She was a cute kid years ago and had grown up to be quite a pretty girl... but think she is having acne outbreaks now hahahaha.

3) Clumsy. She is definitely very, very clumsy. I have seen her falling down while doing the simple act of walking to the lift, and I think that she had sprained her leg sometime ago while standing up from her chair... =.= Seriously, I think her pyscho-motor skills are comparable to Da Jie's

4) Friendly. She actually came over our house to say hi when we first moved in years ago... and she was the first to go over and say hi to our next door neighbours when they moved in...

5) Forgiving. Lol, her msn message used to say that Forgiveness is the greatest gift in life and also, I used to make her cry by calling her
猪头 (pig-head) Xuan all the time when she was young. I still call her that occasionally but we are still on speaking terms... so she is kinda forgiving I guess...

4)The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Ans: Wah memorable? She helped me with a birthday gift (a handmade bookmark) that I wanted to give to a girl I was kinda chasing (but failed miserably) about a year ago... does that count?

5)The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
Ans: Hm... She once called me and said, "Hey are you at home right now? Come down in 5 minutes time and help me settle my cab fare first. Pay you back when I got home..."
That was memorable... for what kind of idiot gets on a cab without first making sure she got enough money with her to pay for the fare?

6)If he/she become your lover, you will?
Ans: Her mum will kill me...

7)If he/she become your lover, the thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Ans: Lol I would be dead if that happen so maybe she can improve her crying skills so that she can cry convincingly at my grave...

8) If he/she become your enemy, you will?
Ans: I will migrate and go into hiding. Seriously, my neighbour is creepy... you should see her paintings. If she is as scary as the pictures she paints... just the thought of it sends shivers down my spine...

9)What you want to tell him/her now is?
Ans: Stop growing taller!

10)Your overall impression of him/her is?
Ans: Nice friendly girl... who can be wierd at times..

11)How do you think people around you feel about you?
Ans: That I am full of crap?

12)The characteristics you love of yourself are?
Ans: That I am full of crap? Lol...

13)The ideal person you want to be is?
Ans: Haha I want to look like Takuya Kimura! A taller version that is... and then I can enjoy free Gatsby products...

14)For people that care and like you, say something to them.
Ans: Wahahahaha!

Pass this Quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.

Lolz... 10 people is alot lehz...

(People who doesn't feel like doing can just ignore this.)
1) Zhongda
2) Delun
3) Chunkin
4) Shaun
5) Junjie
6) Zhengyu
7) Cat
8) Zan
9) Wanying
10) Wanting

15) Who is number 6 having relationship with?
Ans: Lol... I have no idea man...

16) Is number 9 a male or female?
Ans: Female.

17) If number 7 and number 10 are together, will it be a good thing..
Ans: Lol, maybe if either of them go for a sex change?

18) What is number 2 studying?
Ans: Business Management? Lolz... its Econs...

19)When was the last time you had a chat with number 3?
Ans: Around 30 mins ago... if MSN chatting counts.

20) What kind of music band does number 8 like?
Ans: I don't really know... she listens to a wide variety from what I know.

21)Does number 1 has any siblings?
Ans: Lol, number 10 is his elder sister. He got an elder brother also...

22) Will you woo number 3?
Ans: Lol, he's a guy and I am straight...

23) How about number 7?
Ans: Lol, Cheewei will kill me...

24) Is number 4 single?
Ans: No idea... but he hangs out with alot of girls... How do you define single?

25) What is the surname of number 5?
Ans: Li.

26) What are the hobbies for number 10?
Ans: Definitely Mahjung. She has this Miu Miu (which I understand is a brand of some luxurious handbag or something, but seriously Miu Miu is a ludicrous name) fund of which I contribute to regularly whenever we played Mahjung. She once cheated won so much of my $$ that I have to walked home from their house in Bukit Panjang back to my house in Choa Chu Kang...

27) Do number 5 and number 9 get along well?
Ans: Lol, don't think they know each other...

28) Where is number 2 studying at?
Ans: SIM.

29) Say something about number 1
Ans: Lol, my best pal since primary school... I've known him for donkey years... When we were in primary school, he used to be this Casanova type who have girls literally chasing after him during recess time. Now for some reason, he had mellowed down into the shy shy type... =.=

30)Have you try developing feeling for number 8?
Ans: Lol no...

31) Where did number 9 live?
Ans: Choa Chu Kang?

32) What colour does number 4 likes?
Ans: No idea.

33) Are Number 1 and 5 best friends?
Ans: I don't think they know each other.

34)Does number 1 has pets
Ans: Nope.

35) Is Number 7 the sexiest person in the world?
Ans: Hahaha... could be? Have to ask Cheewei...

36)What is number 10 doing now?
Ans: Flying around somewhere?