A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was
having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough.She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-
grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
and tells her, "I think Boy.can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal,"I have some of my own
questions.Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam:
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets"
Ms Neelam:
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam:
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam:
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam:
"Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy.: "Yep"
Ms Neelam:
"You stick! your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms Neelam:
"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took
one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: " Wedding Ring"
Ms Neelam:
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good."
Boy.: "Nose"
Ms Neelam:
"I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver."
Boy.: "Arrow"
Ms Neelam:
"What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy.: "Firetruck"
Ms Neelam:
"What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't
getit u have to use ur hand"
Boy.: "Fork"
Ms Neelam:
"What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some
men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wifeafter ! they're married?"
Boy.: "SURNAME"
Ms Neelam:
"What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love?"
Boy.: "HEART"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher,"Send this Boy. to National University , I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!"
