Basics Of Wriggling - Lesson One (Original)

A week or two ago, a friend of mine had trouble getting out from under her blanket for work.

Being the kind generous friend I was, I took the trouble of putting together the manual (during working hours somemore) for the long lost art of wriggling and imparted it to her.

However, although she looks like a brooding intellectual type, it seems that her understanding of this basic but powerful technique is really limited.

So here is the manual again, in the hopes that one day she might be enlightened enough to master this useful art.

This is you laying in the bed, early in the morning, under the blanket. However, in order for you to properly see the technique, the blanket will not be drawn.

Step 1 - Shift

This is the first step in the technique of basic wriggling. It is a simple step to master. Basically, you just have to lift your butt slightly off the bed and shift it to the right. If performed correctly, only your butt will move while the rest of your body remain in stasis.

Step 2 - Movement

Next, you just have to shift your butt back to the left. This time however, your butt should be in contact with the bed. The friction between your cute butt and the bed will act as the force to move your body to the right. The point to take note here is that the direction of your butt movement will propel your body in the OPPOSITE direction.

Step 3 - Repeat

The last step of this technique just requires you to keep repeating step 1 and 2 until you get off your bed.

Practice this diligently, and you will never find yourself unable to get out under the blanket again :)

In this illustration, you will end up on the right side of the bed. The fall from your bed to the floor might be abit painful though.

The technique is by no means limited to usage on the bed. Feel free to use it to get to the toilet if you want to.

Take note the left and right side of this illustration might be abit confusing.

That is why I have included it in the illustration to make it easier for you.

P/S If you prefer to get get out from the right side of the bed, just reverse the direction of the movement.